Monday 16 April 2012

Virginia operated a phone sex hotline that catered to esoteric fetishes.
[Image transcript] Virginia sits beside a phone. Virginia: 'Hello, you've called the Eroterica Hotline. What turns you on?' Caller: 'Uh, dangling modifiers.' Virginia: 'Looking over my shoulder, the birds circled lazily.' Caller: 'Oh baby, that's so wrong.' Virginia: 'I asked for a sandwich fast.' Caller: 'Oh yeah...'