The Grammar Police were becoming oppressive.
[Image transcript] A girl delivers a school report: 'My presentation is about turtles. Now, your probably wondering what is the difference between turtles and tortoises...' Two sunglassed police officers interrupt. 'Stop! YOU'RE under arrest for Pronoun Abuse!' The girl protests, 'But, but...how could you know which word I used if they sound the same?' A police officer replies, 'We have our ways, little girl.'
